03 January 2005

Signs your XML beta-testers are well qualified

Their idea of a "good feed" is burping.

A "highly complex task" is getting their shoelaces to align perpendicular to their shoes.

During mock-up reviews, they request strawberry-flavored paste. And they prefer plastic scissors.

Their idea of a novel is "See Jane. Run! Run!"

Simulation modeling and queuing theory is best explain in terms of "how long do I have to wait to use the slide in the sandbox?"

The monetary incentive is enough to pay for juice: Preferably warm, room temperature; and a "thermometer" is how high the juice rises in the straw.

"Sand traps" are sandbox tunnels used to hide empty-milk-cartons-turned-space-ships.

Sponge Bob Square pants-shaped webpages capture their undivided attention.
Their idea of a "good feed" is burping.

A "highly complex task" is getting their shoelaces to align perpendicular to their shoes.

During mock-up reviews, they request strawberry-flavored paste. And they prefer plastic scissors.

Their idea of a novel is "See Jane. Run! Run!"

Simulation modeling and queuing theory is best explain in terms of "how long do I have to wait to use the slide in the sandbox?"

The monetary incentive is enough to pay for juice: Preferably warm, room temperature; and a "thermometer" is how high the juice rises in the straw.

"Sand traps" are sandbox tunnels used to hide empty-milk-cartons-turned-space-ships.

Sponge Bob Square pants-shaped webpages capture their undivided attention.
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