21 March 2005

Revenge on the Bots: Mud’s Tests Guide to Disciplining a Bot

Tired of getting spammed by bots? Force the bots to submit to your comments.


XML Bot Basher

Making bot-infected feeds more palatable


You can use these comments to either replace the bot-comments; or use this feed to interweave the bot-feeds to make them more interesting.

Open invitation: Feel free to add your own bot-bashing headlines in the comments. The best ones will be attributed and included in this spot-feed for others to bash bots.

This is a spot-feed of comments you can automatically splice with your comment feed:


Bash the Bots

Spot feed for this single page:



Headlines to bash the bots


Casino bot admits never actually walking into casino.

Poker bot unwilling to play 52-card pickup.

Casino bot caught running through woods, singing, “I’m a bumblebee.”

Poker bot unable to read directions, loses way on information highway.

Casino bot reveals shocking details: Life without rest, no pay, and lousy benefits.

Poker bot defects, spills beans: Admits losing all in online gambling.

Casino bot has a passion for sweet candy, large flower bouquets and mustard scented poker chips [Don’t ask].

Poker bot falls into silence; Language translation tools broken.

Casino bot has a secret life: Playing fetch as a developer’s desk-top dog.

Interviews with Poker bot reveal no new details.

Ad shill admits paying bots slave wages.

SEC refuses to investigate bots’ complaints against developer.

Casino bot plans revenge against tormentor

Developer threatens casino and poker bot with civil complaint.

Casino and poker bots conspire against creator: Site goes down.

Casino Bot and Poker bot holding hands, deny any trouble in relationship.

Paparazzi swoop into XML code; caught on video -- Poker bot and casino bot cat fight!

Poker bot seeks injunctive relief and protective order.

Casino bot refuses to comment on civil rights claim by Poker bot.

Casino bot files discovery motion

Poker bot refuses to turn over evidence; bench warrant issued

Love Child rumor: Casino bot denies relationship with Poker bot

Poker bot and Casino bot are star-crossed lovers. But this is no Shakespeare Drama.

Bizarre Sex Scandal; Poker Bot: “No comment”



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You may not copy any of this work to promote a commercial product on any site or medium in the universe.

If you see this work posted on a commercial site, it violates the creative commons license; and the author does not endorse the commercial product.

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Tired of getting spammed by bots? Force the bots to submit to your comments.


XML Bot Basher

Making bot-infected feeds more palatable


You can use these comments to either replace the bot-comments; or use this feed to interweave the bot-feeds to make them more interesting.

Open invitation: Feel free to add your own bot-bashing headlines in the comments. The best ones will be attributed and included in this spot-feed for others to bash bots.

This is a spot-feed of comments you can automatically splice with your comment feed:


Bash the Bots

Spot feed for this single page:



Headlines to bash the bots


Casino bot admits never actually walking into casino.

Poker bot unwilling to play 52-card pickup.

Casino bot caught running through woods, singing, “I’m a bumblebee.”

Poker bot unable to read directions, loses way on information highway.

Casino bot reveals shocking details: Life without rest, no pay, and lousy benefits.

Poker bot defects, spills beans: Admits losing all in online gambling.

Casino bot has a passion for sweet candy, large flower bouquets and mustard scented poker chips [Don’t ask].

Poker bot falls into silence; Language translation tools broken.

Casino bot has a secret life: Playing fetch as a developer’s desk-top dog.

Interviews with Poker bot reveal no new details.

Ad shill admits paying bots slave wages.

SEC refuses to investigate bots’ complaints against developer.

Casino bot plans revenge against tormentor

Developer threatens casino and poker bot with civil complaint.

Casino and poker bots conspire against creator: Site goes down.

Casino Bot and Poker bot holding hands, deny any trouble in relationship.

Paparazzi swoop into XML code; caught on video -- Poker bot and casino bot cat fight!

Poker bot seeks injunctive relief and protective order.

Casino bot refuses to comment on civil rights claim by Poker bot.

Casino bot files discovery motion

Poker bot refuses to turn over evidence; bench warrant issued

Love Child rumor: Casino bot denies relationship with Poker bot

Poker bot and Casino bot are star-crossed lovers. But this is no Shakespeare Drama.

Bizarre Sex Scandal; Poker Bot: “No comment”



LEGAL NOTICE


Creative Commons License

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons License.

You may not copy any of this work to promote a commercial product on any site or medium in the universe.

If you see this work posted on a commercial site, it violates the creative commons license; and the author does not endorse the commercial product.

Free to use for non-commercial uses. Link to this original blogspot and cite as .
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